PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO MET AND GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THIS SHIP HAS SAILED
YOU DON’T WANT THAT SHIP TO SAIL IT WILL EVENTUALLY SINK
I am so done.
friendly reminder that in the books, it was harry who said “you’re gonna suffer but you’ll be happy about it” and it was harry’s idea to escape from gringotts on the dragon he’s actually super cool and funny and smart but most of you will only remember him for being an angsty fifteen year old but whatever it’s not like he was an orphan who had the whole weight of the wizarding world on his shoulders when he was only a child
“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.”